cats diaryA Cat's Diary Entries: Day 183 of my captivity ... My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from clawing the furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded. Must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit ocats diary
ok this is funny.....
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The BIKE is my FRIEND! THE BIKE is MY FRIEND! BURGERS are BAD! BURGERS are BAD!
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* I'm just sick and tired of trying to change your mind
When it's so easy to disconnect mine *
Elliott Smith, High Times
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Be warned if you must, be dust if you dont...
Future Art Magazine Staff
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I can make you smile from ear to ear... but you wouldn't be to happy about it.
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